What are these, you ask?  Has Ellen finally gone far enough out of her mind she was able to bring back aliens?

No!  They're Finger Monkeys!  The exciting new toy from Ronco!  Don't they look real?

That's because they are.  They are Finger Monkeys, but they're not from Ronco.  They're from Brazil.  Be sure and look them up on the Internet.  There are lots of pictures and videos and they are charming in every one.